She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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