She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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