is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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