But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Do vagina's smell?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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