some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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