At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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