My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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