awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I fill condoms, not promises.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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