Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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