think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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