walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
