Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
is wine microwaveable?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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