I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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