He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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