What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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