just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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