im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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