He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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