it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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