i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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