she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Panties = found
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