That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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