Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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