watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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