so explain again why im purple
no
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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