toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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