Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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