So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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