Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Dick very happy bro
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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