Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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