he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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