She went from zero to smokin in five shots
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
did you just send me my own nude
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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