stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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