I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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