you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
