I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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