He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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