So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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