It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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