Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I'm really busy with my period
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