Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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