That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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