she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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