I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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