oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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