Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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