After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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