You can't motorboat a personality
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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