but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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