But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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